Hotline Bling Parody (Call Me On My Work Phone)

Channel: Lawchew

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For KIPP Summit Academy's 2nd annual Open Mic night. Recorded on 11/13/15.

Lyrics:

You used to call me on my
You used to, you used to
Yeah

You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my help
Text me on my work phone
Late night when you need my help
You got stuck on number 9
Though you only had to go to 5
My watch says it 10:05
I’m gon’ be sleep deprived

Ever since I drove home from school,
I’m trynna to catch up on my sleep hours,
I forgot to turn my phone off, so loud
Answering your call, you got me stressed out
'Cause ever since you got home from school,
you started on your homework at about 9
Calling me for questions past my bed time
Every time you call late I should charge a fine

You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my help
Text me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my help
I know when that cell phone ring
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline ring
That can only mean one thing

Oh my goodness guess who’s calling, you, you, you
You got a reputation for yourself now
Calling me past 10 you called me Mr. Howe
6pm’s the latest phone calls are allowed
Ever since I drove home from the school,
you got exactly what you asked for
Didn’t work on homework during study hall,
Now it’s 10pm and now you wanna call.

You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my help
Text me on my work phone
Late night when you need my help
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when my work phone ring
I can guess who’s calling me

These days, all I do is
Wonder if you’re organized and gettin’ all your homework done
Staying off of youtube till you finish to have your fun
Doing what we told you, check agenda, OK you’re done
You could’ve emailed me
Asking me ‘bout number 3
Why you always gotta call
Using text could help us all
Used to call me before six, be a good student
You was in a zone, yeah
You callin’ me ‘bout math
I don’t even teach that class

You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my help
Call me on my work phone
Late night when you need my help
And I know when that work phone ring
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I hope you learned your lesson